no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match
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I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point
what’s better is that in the uk we actually say “touch wood” so now I’m envisioning the entire team gently and quietly placing their hands on him while oliver looks around in bewilderment
my gf is german and she just forgot the word for slug so she asked me “how do you call snails without homes”
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
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